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There is a sticker on my banana advertising the upcoming debut of the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 DVD.

Now this is some solid advertising! Phallic Fruit + Movie Full of Pretty Men and Gay Undercurrents = GENIUS. How could the two not go together?
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    Christmas crap


Well, I got a "livejournal nudge" thing so I suppose I'd better update. I'm currently typing this with voice recognition software, which is slightly awkward but ultimately way better than using my hands, I think.

I'm sorry I don't update on livejournal more, it's just that I don't feel that I know many people here, at least not as many as I know on deadjournal, so I tend to spill more of my personal troubles there. I promise however, that I am reading. :)

In other news, I wrote a sonnet yesterday. It was bad. Also, I have a new icon, LOL.
lawrence of arabia

Holidays of Note.

So, September 19th is Hermione Granger's Birthday. It is also International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Ahahahahahahaha. I am a shitty photoshopper.
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    The Beg Me For It soundtrack, yay!
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The gratuitous BNF post.

I am sitting here in a room with the infamous harmonybunny114. I'm sure you've all heard of her. If you haven't, hahahaha. We are sooooooo bffs omg. ttyl, g2g, lololz. R&R in five hours or we defriend you. No lololz. We are now going to play the barbie game. kthxbai!
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    enraged enraged
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A telegram to the H.M.S. Pumpkin Pie, because you can't get mail on ships, as everyone knows.Collapse )

Likewise, a telegram to the Good Ship R/Hr (I hug trees! or whatever your motto is)Collapse )

I can't, can't, can't WAIT for JKR to update her website. I mean, what is she going to do? She has to be aware of all the bad blood she's created between the houses shippers with a few offhand comments. Does she address it? Does she ass-kiss the H/Hr crowd and pull some sort of 'agree to disagree' thing? Does she tell the H/Hr shippers they're obnoxious and need to go die? Does she some how do both? Or does she just pretend to be oblivious to it all and continue to address Very Important Issues like "What is Harry Potter's favorite food?"

My inner little bitch (who is remarkably like my mother) cannot help but squirm in delight at the way fandom wank plays out in much the same way as small town politics. JKR is like the Mayor, H/Hr is like the Daughters of the American Revolution, and R/Hr is like the Eastern Star. And for some reason they've been fighting for years and years (over something petty and long forgotten, like someone's treasured heirloom pie crust recipe was stolen during, say, Bunco night) and the Mayor, in a fit of insanity or drunken wisdom, has mistakenly sided with one of the dumb, useless groups. And now she must back-peddle frantically or risk losing all of one group's votes, or maybe both groups' if she pisses them off bad enough.