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[06 May 2009|07:15pm]
I don't suppose anyone has a dreamwidth code?

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First against the wall when the revolution comes [09 Aug 2007|05:06pm]
Record for when the migration comes: muggleangel on GreatestJournal, JournalFen, InsaneJournal and good ole DeadJournal.

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[26 Nov 2006|03:59pm]
[ mood | impressed ]

There is a sticker on my banana advertising the upcoming debut of the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 DVD.

Now this is some solid advertising! Phallic Fruit + Movie Full of Pretty Men and Gay Undercurrents = GENIUS. How could the two not go together?

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This almost beats the offer I received to buy land on the moon. [23 Jul 2006|05:37pm]
[ mood | confused ]

Message I received todayCollapse )

Is this passage
a) highly bizarre spam mail
b) a lost Lewis Carroll piece
c) modern art


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[18 Jun 2006|02:00pm]
[ mood | I can't find shit! ]


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News. [12 Jan 2006|07:35pm]
Well, I got a "livejournal nudge" thing so I suppose I'd better update. I'm currently typing this with voice recognition software, which is slightly awkward but ultimately way better than using my hands, I think.

I'm sorry I don't update on livejournal more, it's just that I don't feel that I know many people here, at least not as many as I know on deadjournal, so I tend to spill more of my personal troubles there. I promise however, that I am reading. :)

In other news, I wrote a sonnet yesterday. It was bad. Also, I have a new icon, LOL.

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Holidays of Note. [14 Sep 2005|07:53pm]
[ mood | silly ]

So, September 19th is Hermione Granger's Birthday. It is also International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Ahahahahahahaha. I am a shitty photoshopper.

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The gratuitous BNF post. [05 Sep 2005|03:32pm]
[ mood | enraged ]

I am sitting here in a room with the infamous harmonybunny114. I'm sure you've all heard of her. If you haven't, hahahaha. We are sooooooo bffs omg. ttyl, g2g, lololz. R&R in five hours or we defriend you. No lololz. We are now going to play the barbie game. kthxbai!

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[30 Jul 2005|09:36pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Maxwell's Silver Hammer -- the animation

A really excellent little flash file. Clean, slick animation, not to mention explaining the weirdest Beatles song ever. In a hilarious manner. I can't stop watching.

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[23 Jul 2005|09:33pm]
A telegram to the H.M.S. Pumpkin Pie, because you can"t get mail on ships, as everyone knows.Collapse )

Likewise, a telegram to the Good Ship R/Hr (I hug trees! or whatever your motto is)Collapse )

I can't, can't, can't WAIT for JKR to update her website. I mean, what is she going to do? She has to be aware of all the bad blood she's created between the houses shippers with a few offhand comments. Does she address it? Does she ass-kiss the H/Hr crowd and pull some sort of 'agree to disagree' thing? Does she tell the H/Hr shippers they're obnoxious and need to go die? Does she some how do both? Or does she just pretend to be oblivious to it all and continue to address Very Important Issues like "What is Harry Potter's favorite food?"

My inner little bitch (who is remarkably like my mother) cannot help but squirm in delight at the way fandom wank plays out in much the same way as small town politics. JKR is like the Mayor, H/Hr is like the Daughters of the American Revolution, and R/Hr is like the Eastern Star. And for some reason they've been fighting for years and years (over something petty and long forgotten, like someone's treasured heirloom pie crust recipe was stolen during, say, Bunco night) and the Mayor, in a fit of insanity or drunken wisdom, has mistakenly sided with one of the dumb, useless groups. And now she must back-peddle frantically or risk losing all of one group's votes, or maybe both groups' if she pisses them off bad enough.


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[ mood | silly ]

Spoiled RottenCollapse )

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Knee-jerk reactions to Half Blood Prince. [16 Jul 2005|07:35pm]
[ mood | crazy ]



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[02 May 2005|06:12pm]
[ mood | silly ]

There appears to be a rather rummy sort of meme floating around lately, so I thought I'd give it a shot.

The first lines from some of my favorite books. Name the book!

Some stats: Most of them are frightfully obvious, three of them are typed from memory (0_0), five of them are children's books, two are humorous, three are considered 'classics,' four are by American authors (all children's), and four are written by men.

The first lines:Collapse )

No cheating and using google! Okay, well, I can't very well control that, but you're a supreme party pooper if you do.

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[25 Apr 2005|05:31pm]
[ mood | silly ]

I was stuck behind a van today with nine of those tacky little magnetic ribbons on the back. NINE. And they were all different. I counted three times because I just couldn't believe it.

I think what I really resent about those ribbons is that they show such a lack of commitment. It's a magnet! If your parents are coming over and you don't want them to know that you support XYZ Cause, you can just take it off and put it back on once they leave. Once you've tired of XYZ politician, you can take off the magnet, no harm to your car.

Stickers, they show balls. You're in for the long haul if you put a sticker on your car. Yes, you can peel it off, but it's going to take some work and a bottle of Goop-Be-Gone. You don't slap stickers on as casually as magnets.

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[01 Apr 2005|09:12pm]
[ mood | odd ]

The Pope is getting to be kind of like Schrödinger's cat. Dead? Not dead? Near dead? It's all theological anyway.

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[24 Mar 2005|09:49pm]
[ mood | suave ]

Cut for extreme, late sillyCollapse )

Went shopping today! Gleefully rolled in the consumerism. I now have a new purse, and we are sitting together and Bonding. I'm thinking about getting a new wallet too, but you can't rush these things.

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HOW TO BE COOL: An Advanced Mathmatical Analysis [13 Mar 2005|08:08pm]
[ mood | cool ]

It is a generally recognized fact that it is cool to be uncool. Therefore COOL = -COOL. Examples:

-- Napoleon Dynamite. Movie about an uncool kid. Cool.
-- Punk. Anticool. Cool.
-- They Might Be Giants

This equation, also works in reverse. (-COOL = COOL) Examples:

-- “Win a Date With Tad Hamilton”. Painfully uncool.
-- Cheerleading. Uncool.
-- Nickelback.

In an interesting paradox, it is generally acknowledged that OLD ≠ COOL, yet RETRO = COOL. Examples:

-- Chucks. Cool.
-- Antique shopping. Uncool.
-- Wearing your mother’s old clothes from the eighties. Cool.
-- Your mother wearing her old clothes from the eighties. Uncool.

There is also coolness in obscurity, that is, the less known an object or hobby is the cooler it is. (COOL>KNOWN). For example:

-- That weird “But I’ll bet you haven’t heard of {band name}…” game punk boys play.
-- The “But I’ll bet you haven’t read…” game literary buffs test each other out with.
-- The ultimate cool-ness that is The Dismemberment Plan.

This also works in reverse. (KNOWN>COOL). Examples:

-- Britney Spears. Household name, uncool.
-- Justin Timberlake. Same.
-- Nickelback.

In conclusion, if you want to be cool, it appears that the best method is to attempt it entirely ass-backwards. Good luck.

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A Formal Review of the "HHGTTG" Trailer. With Photographic Evidence! [24 Feb 2005|06:00pm]
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Movie


Well. I think they've managed to rape the funniest book of all time of all it's fine, bitter British humor, and replace that with nasty American slapstick. The first few scenes involve Arthur getting hit in the face, and then burning his hands on toast. The last few scenes involve Arthur, Ford and Zaphod getting hit in the face with shovels.


In fact, the second image on the screen even has the word 'slapstick' hidden in it. Oh, ho ho. Sneaky sneaky. You're not getting anything past me, guys.

Ford Prefect is being played by a black man for reasons unknown. Despite being clearly described in the book as 'ginger haired.' But whatever. I'm surprisingly okay with this, though, as the actor (Mos Def) is H0tt, and in that manner clearly catches the main essence of the character of Ford Prefect.

Zaphod Beeblebrox, however, looks like a stoner. A disco stoner.

Marvin is terrifying. (In an odd piece of trivia, the actor inside the Marvin suit is the same guy who plays Professor Flitwick in the Harry Potter movies. See? It all relates to HP somehow.)

Trillian and Arthur are okay looking, actually. But the Electronic Thumb is not okay. Lord of the Rings, anyone?

Are these gold shoes supposed to be Eccentrica Gallumbits, Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six? ("The best bang since the big one!") Because those ankles seriously remind me of some past teachers.

This was a good scene, though. Mmm, slash.

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[20 Feb 2005|10:07pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

If I have to read one more silly post about those silly gay penguins, I swear I'm going to snap. The story is MONTHS old, people! They're here, they're queer arctic flightless birds, and they are indeed cute. Now let's move on.

That is all.

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